18mph?! That’s a lie. I was sitting still at zero mph. #nevertrustradar (at San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge)

Siouxsie gets mad when I do #yoga & tries to play-lol #pug #yogapug

My electric pepper grinder’s batteries died, so I went #oldschool mortar & pestle! #SoEasyACavemanCouldDoIt

How I make #morning #coffee 1/4 #vanilla bean, 1 sq #chocolate, 1t brown #sugar & 2T heavy cream. All #organic! #Yum! 150 calls for those who count…

I put a lot of shit in my eggs-lol #sriracha #alldayerryday

Just got to work & @derekmadden lost a bet! Has to wear @sfgiants jersey & #Panda hat! #Priceless #BeatATL (at 107.7 The Bone)

The #pug & I are sitting in #traffic on the Bay Bridge… (at San Fransisco Bay Bridge)

That’s how the #SanFrancisco #BayArea does #GetTheLedOut on @1077thebone \m/ #LedZeppelin (at 107.7 The Bone)

My #Monday just got a lot more #Mexican! My fave #Taqueria el Grullense! (at Taqueria El Grullenes)

That is one pooped #pug after playing w/ her Uncle Toby, the border collie!